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I went to pick my car up from the workshop yesterday,
the man was on the telephone, I overheard him say:
“I’ll take that two-week cruise as I’m about to get some dough,”
and then he saw me standing there and said: “I have to go!”
He handed me my keys and said: “Your car’s as good as new,
it’s lucky that you came in now, before that motor blew,
the pistons were all blistered and the valve stems shot to hell,
the manifold was old with holes, and ugly plugs as well!
“The oil had boiled because it was a lump up in the pump,
loose rings had worn the kingpins down and dumped them in the sump,
the crankshaft and the petrol tank too rusted to repair,
and damn it if the camshaft wasn’t jammed by bearing wear!
“Your carby’s far beyond recall, the jets too wet and thin,
the diff was iffy, so I fitted pin replacements in,
the CV joints were pointy and your front end bent and old,
it’s lucky that I stock your make of intake manifold!
“I couldn’t take the risk, your disc pads had to be replaced,
transmission bolts were faulty and the fluid thick as paste,
then third gear nearly broke, then first, and then I lost reverse,
I put a whole new gearbox in, as second gear was worse!
“Your steering wheel appeared to be in need of special care,
the seat belts felt all shot, I got a neat new front-seat pair,
the clutch was much the same and all the headlights seemed quite crook,
I think the blinkers might be too, but didn’t dare to look!
“The pinion rack lacked tension and its screws were all bad news,
my alternator tester says that yours had blown a fuse,
the bonnet lock was shocking and the doors were poorly done,
I changed the hinges, handles too, they’re just like new, old son.
“I sprayed the radiator out, and filled the anti-freeze,
adjusted all the air-con ports to twenty-three degrees,
I nuked the duco with some special crack-resistant wax,
you owe me seven thousand bucks, including federal tax!”
Considering I’d booked it in to fit a speakerphone,
I figured this excessive, but I didn’t like to moan,
I wrote a check and drove home feeling like a stupid jerk,
the car was running smoothly but the cellphone didn’t work!
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| | The GULF pack, SL65 AMG Black Series and Porshe 911 GT2 997 | |
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gaz0x VWAG Shogun Assassin
Posts : 991 Join date : 2009-05-23 Age : 50 Location : Brisbane Australia
| Subject: The GULF pack, SL65 AMG Black Series and Porshe 911 GT2 997 Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:43 pm | |
| Hey guys, here's VDubman74 progress work on the Gulf paint! Nice!
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| Subject: Re: The GULF pack, SL65 AMG Black Series and Porshe 911 GT2 997 Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:15 pm | |
| This car is an absolute blast to drive, Hope it releases soon I am excited! |
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Posts : 1619 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 55
| Subject: Re: The GULF pack, SL65 AMG Black Series and Porshe 911 GT2 997 Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:16 pm | |
| Take it on bench track and turn the toys off. Makes a very good learner drift car so controlable. so 2 tunes in one what a deal funny thing is TonyRsF didnt know this till i told him. VDubman wont be long its going to be twin pack with what u r workin on. | |
| | | gaz0x VWAG Shogun Assassin
Posts : 991 Join date : 2009-05-23 Age : 50 Location : Brisbane Australia
| Subject: Re: The GULF pack, SL65 AMG Black Series and Porshe 911 GT2 997 Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:42 pm | |
| Here is the 911 Gulf edition to go with the AMG | |
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Posts : 1619 Join date : 2009-05-22 Age : 55
| Subject: Re: The GULF pack, SL65 AMG Black Series and Porshe 911 GT2 997 Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:51 pm | |
| MMMM nice means i need to get this tune finished ASAP LOL Theres more work involved in this dealership than my real life work lol and dont get paid for this lol | |
| | | VWAG FREERUN VWAG Tuner
Posts : 103 Join date : 2009-08-03 Age : 37 Location : Smelly France
| Subject: Re: The GULF pack, SL65 AMG Black Series and Porshe 911 GT2 997 Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:38 am | |
| what do you mean you don't get paid whoops maybe i shouldn't have said that lol | |
| | | gaz0x VWAG Shogun Assassin
Posts : 991 Join date : 2009-05-23 Age : 50 Location : Brisbane Australia
| Subject: Re: The GULF pack, SL65 AMG Black Series and Porshe 911 GT2 997 Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:08 am | |
| - FREERUN wrote:
- what do you mean you don't get paid
whoops maybe i shouldn't have said that lol Hey, do you get paid for doing this? I want money now!! LOL! | |
| | | gaz0x VWAG Shogun Assassin
Posts : 991 Join date : 2009-05-23 Age : 50 Location : Brisbane Australia
| Subject: Re: The GULF pack, SL65 AMG Black Series and Porshe 911 GT2 997 Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:03 pm | |
| These cars are in final prep for release, guys! Although actual release day is undecided, next weekend maybe. (hopefully) | |
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